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You are the flashing lights of my joyride
The stiff tag in my pajamas
The traffic jam on my 405
Flaky white stuff in my grape juice.
I don't like you
You annoy me.
Like that camper who hit a ball over the wall
into the retirement village next door
on purpose
so I'd have to go get it
and face the wrath of old people.
You are fat women in Spandex
You are underwear without elastic
A zipper that's lost its zippiness
An anonymous hair left in my toothbrush.
I'd watch the final Seinfeld six times
rather than be left alone with you.
Yeah, six times.
In a row.
I don't like you
You annoy me.

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