You are the flashing lights of my joyride The stiff tag in my pajamas The traffic jam on my 405 Flaky white stuff in my grape juice. I don't like you You annoy me. Like that camper who hit a ball over the wall into the retirement village next door on purpose so I'd have to go get it and face the wrath of old people. You are fat women in Spandex You are underwear without elastic A zipper that's lost its zippiness An anonymous hair left in my toothbrush. I'd watch the final Seinfeld six times rather than be left alone with you. Yeah, six times. In a row. I don't like you You annoy me.