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The Sexuality Rating Machine

I tried the Machine twice
to test it's accuracy.
Insert quarter; press button
First it gave me "Nympho"
The Tester's highest praise.
Next I rated "Virgin."
But I think that was a tribute
To the duality of human nature. Either that or
I paid fifty cents to learn
I'm addicted to something I'd
never had before.

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